The questions people ask and the conversations I have on a daily basis never cease to amaze me.
From the never-ending Would You Rather? game Garrett and I play (ironically all parties lose every time if played correctly), to some of the off the wall conversation starters presented by oxygen deprived clients. I am constantly entertained.
Today was no exception.
I am literally walking out of the break room with my oatmeal in hand, when a young woman looked at me with that I'm-about-to-ask-you-a-personal-question smirk. At that point I'm pretty much bracing myself for anything, but the topic of Brazilian waxing experiences didn't cross my mind. Apparently, she's become a regular and asked me if I'd ever go again.
I think it took me literally 0.35 seconds to answer.
I'd rather take a roundhouse kick to the face.
Absolutely nothing about that process made me pause and think "ya know what, I want to experience this again....in fact, once a month sounds awesome." Actually, it was borderline torture. There's a reason parties do not involve hot wax and private parts.
Its not fun.
Ever.
Next time I want second degree burns I'll opt for the McDonald's-coffee-to-the-crotch method...worked nicely in 1994. Worth a shot.
This was all before 10am. What a day.
Workout today was exhausting, but solid. I had the day off from cardio, which is always a plus in my book. Tomorrow is all cardio....happy hump day to me.
** A pat on the back to a client who ran a 5k this weekend and wanted to break 21 minutes.
Oh he broke it.
19:07...best run he's had in years. Very cool!
Its going to be a long day ahead tomorrow. I've got a full work day followed by a 60th birthday party for a dear friend and client. Where did the time go?
For the record, when I turn 60 my party will need to be before 3pm. At that point in my life I'll be headed to bed around 6, and 3:00 will honestly be pushing the limit of my prime during daylight.
I will be a handful to say the least.
Brace yourself.
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