If you're easily offended, bypass it like the plague,.....and then stop taking yourself so seriously...no one else does, I promise.
But thank God I am not the only one who leaves that place nearly losing all faith in humanity and swearing off "going green" just out of spite for the overpriced breast-o-chicken and jackass on aisle 3.
All that to say THANK YOU for those of you who sent this. I laughed until I cried,....and was once again reminded of how tame my rants are ;)
Ah yes, perspective...
Will I still shop there?
Absolutely.
I like to think of it as a test. A test of patience, determination, and pure will power not to rearend a prius or bare-handedly graze at the "Granola Bar" (clever name you witty marketers), simply because if I bag that extra walnut I'm out another $2.
I leave feeling stronger, more aware,...and smelling like a horrible incense combination of lavender, pine, and lysol.
Give me 12 days to recover and darned if I'm not back in there.....unbelievable...
Well, it was a long day, and I literally just sat down for dinner...
Up and back at it in ehh, roughly 7 hours. There better be some vicodin laced in this chicken...
Dear Whole Foods, your welcome for the idea. Worth every bit of $12/pound.
I will leave you with a few shots from my shoot with Teddy. I posted some on my facebook page (search Meredith P Falcon, CPT)...and join the craziness of my everyday facebook peeps.
Seriously, thank you to those who sent some awesome feedback. It means a lot, and I appreciate it a great deal.
Teddy was great to work with and email me if you want his contact or info!
